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| (Art by Mark Harm Niemeyer) |
Under a distant, different sun,
The Crow decides to have some fun
And tell his jokes to the Seagulls…
So he asks them why they live by the sea,
“Well, if you lived by the Bay, you’d be Bagels”
Caw, Caw, Caw…
No… Haw, Haw, Haw…
“Now, why do birds fly south for the winter?”
“Because it’s too far to walk!” he says with a squawk!
Caw, Caw, Caw…
No… Haw, Haw Haw….
“If you’ve lost your tail, and you’re feeling sore…”
“It’s time to go to the retail store!”
Caw, Caw, Caw…
No… Haw, Haw, Haw…
“What figure is a lost Parrot?” asks the Crow,
Well, that would be the Polygon, don’t ya know…
Caw, Caw, Caw…
No… Haw, Haw, Haw…
And so the Birds pass their time in the trees,
They joke and laugh and poop as they please.
Ha ha ha silly birds
ReplyDeleteLike Edgar Allen Poe but better. Funny.
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