With the spikes, and gives her a hit,
To which she responds, blinking
And shaking, "Oh now you've done it",
Shoots him in the butt without even thinking,
"That'll teach you, male chauvinist twit!"
But, he bounds back up and launches
A Type-7 rocket-propelled-grenade
Right into her female haunches,
"Oh that's a big mistake you made!"
She says as she unsheathes the bayonet,
Charges, belabors him with the blade,
Stabs and blows are traded and parried,
Until, tired out, they declare a truce,
Kiss, hug, and go back to being married.
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