Monday, May 31, 2010
Three Snippets Of Reality
Office Politics
Saturday, May 29, 2010
SENRYU -- 川柳
ElzoHarm Art (No. 9)
Behold the giants walking
Magical, in single file,
Through the clouds they wade,
In mysterious rhythm, without talking,
Each spindly stride, a country mile,
Behold the giants parade!
Led by a towering peacock-stork,
Three zebra-tree-men dance,
To old-school funky from New York...
And in the wake of their advance,
Rain clouds form, full of art,
Precipitating inspiration,
Raining-down cool and hip,
Aesthetic inundation,
Which lingers after they depart,
Like the wake of a laden treasure ship.
Behold the giants' ambulation,
Soaking the soul of our arid nation.
Hamster's Progress
My Wife (The Who)
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She's comin'!
She's comin'!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Getting Over The Wall
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Stress Can Be Your Friend
While chronic or extreme stress levels have been linked to heart disease and hypertension, among other things, research suggests that moderate levels can actually boost your health. Here's how it works --- When you're stressed, your adrenal glands release a cascade of hormones, including adrenaline, which ups your heart rate and boosts energy; and cortisol, which increases glucose in the bloodstream. When your body gets overwhelmed with these chemicals for weeks and months, you start to see ill effects. But in short bursts (like a day or less), stress can make your body more efficient and your mind razor sharp. For example, cortisol works in the brain to enhance learning and memory. Also, when you're stressed, your body pumps out oxytocin, a hormone that facilitates bonding -- making this is an ideal time to network and interact with others. Stress can make you heartier -- Channel it to heal your body -- Bursts of stress may prime your body to battle future ailments, and can even boost the immune system. Work through the short-term challenges, knowing that as long as you take some downtime later to breathe, your body's got you covered.
Near The End Of May 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Too Early
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Varanus Komodoensis
Friday, May 21, 2010
Tomorrow Never Knows (The Beatles)
Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining
Yet you may see the meaning of within
It is being, it is being
Love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing, it is knowing
And ignorance and hate mourn the dead
It is believing, it is believing
But listen to the colour of your dreams
It is not leaving, it is not leaving
So play the game "Existence" to the end
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
(By John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
HVV Hengelo
Wearing golds and blues,
On a wondrous happy day,
Its scars the games detoxify
On a peaceful field of play,
Repair what was so wrong,
Dreams
Bad Memory
Teen Angst
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Hyena
Random Thoughts
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Shichi Fuku-Jin (Doggerel Description)
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Walk Like A Japanese
Two Haiku On A Kanto Morning
At The Hospital
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Henny Youngman Haiku
Farewell At A Virtual Pier In Omaha
Autumn Breeze (In The 1970s)
Friday, May 7, 2010
Magic Carpet Ride
Thursday, May 6, 2010
A Visit To The Zoo
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Doutor Coffee Shop At The Daiei
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
In-Laws Over For Drinks
Monday, May 3, 2010
Past Midnight
Golden Week Vacation (29 April-05 May)
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Bumper Stickers (1)
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
So many cats, so few recipes.
If you see this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, try to think of it as one more anomaly in the cosmic order.
I'm the product of a secret government project.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.