Sunday, May 9, 2010

Henny Youngman Haiku

(1) Playing golf today
Hit two good balls
Stepped on a rake...

(2) Why do Jewish men die
Before their wives...?
They want to.

(3) I wanted to be an atheist
But then I gave it up...
No holidays

(4) My wife dresses to kill
And she cooks --
The same way

(5) She's been married
So many times...
Rice-marks on her face

(6) The secret of
A happy marriage
Remains a secret.

(7) A fastidious couple!
She is fast and...
He is hideous.

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