Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
So many cats, so few recipes.
If you see this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, try to think of it as one more anomaly in the cosmic order.
I'm the product of a secret government project.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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